Worrying about things beyond my control is where I shine mug

It’s your performance review. They ask about your strengths.

You say you’re proactive. You say you’re detail-oriented. You say you anticipate risks. They nod.

They ask for an example. You say, calmly, that you’ve already thought through every possible thing that could go wrong for the next twelve months and adjusted your personality accordingly.

There’s a pause. They write something down. You smile.

features:

• wheel thrown in small batches (no witnesses, no transcript)
• rich, reactive glaze in deep purples, blues and soft gold blooms (composed at a glance, alarming up close)
• glossy, drippy upper with a raw clay base for contrast + grip
• fully glazed handle for a smooth, confident hold
• generous capacity for coffee, tea, or saying too much in a controlled tone
• hand stamped text: “worrying about things beyond my control is where i shine”