Too lazy to explain, just judge me mug

It’s 9:03am. You’ve opened your laptop. That’s one task completed.

You’ve got seventeen unread emails, three meetings you don’t need to attend, and a Teams message asking if you’ve got capacity to pick up something urgent.

You do not.

You’ve spent the last twenty minutes moving your mouse periodically so your status stays green, and you’re currently considering whether replying “sounds good!” to an email counts as a meaningful contribution to the organisation.

Someone asks what you’re working on.

You say “a few competing priorities.”

The priorities are making another coffee, surviving until lunch, and figuring out how many days of annual leave you have left.

For anyone who’s technically online, emotionally on leave, and simply doesn’t have the capacity to explain the difference.

Features

• Handmade from durable stoneware
• Wheel thrown and individually hand stamped in my Canberra studio
• Dishwasher and microwave safe (because you’ve already exceeded your daily capacity)
• Perfect for coffee, tea, and maintaining the appearance of professional engagement
• Comfortable handle for your emotional support beverage during your fourth consecutive meeting that could’ve been an email
• Each mug is one of a kind, unlike the corporate buzzwords you’ve been recycling since 2021