Sorry I’mage I didn’t want to come mug

You agreed to the plans three weeks ago when you were feeling unusually sociable and wildly overestimated your future enthusiasm.

Now it's Saturday. You're still in your pyjamas. You've spent forty minutes staring at your wardrobe, considered faking an illness, and googled whether being tired counts as a legitimate reason to cancel.

You eventually arrive twenty minutes late, clutching a coffee and wondering how soon you can reasonably leave without being rude.

For anyone who loves their friends dearly but would also really love to be at home doing absolutely nothing.

Features

• Handmade from durable stoneware
• Wheel thrown and individually hand stamped in my Canberra studio
• Dishwasher and microwave safe (unlike your social battery)
• Perfect for coffee, tea, and mentally calculating how much longer you have to stay
• Comfortable handle for your emotional support beverage while pretending you're thrilled to be there
• Each mug is one of a kind, unlike the overwhelming desire to cancel plans you made voluntarily