I’m not demure I have an anxiety disorder mug

You know that trend where everyone’s effortlessly calm, mysterious and unbothered?

Yeah. Couldn’t be you.

You’re not being mysterious when you take three hours to reply to a text. You’re conducting a full risk assessment. You’re not playing hard to get. You’ve simply imagined seventeen possible outcomes and need a moment.

This mug is for the people who accidentally overthink recreational activities. The people who hear “quick chat?” and immediately start drafting a resignation letter in their head. The people who are somehow simultaneously exhausted and running at 110%.

Features:

• Handmade on my tiny balcony pottery studio in Canberra, where every mug is individually thrown, glazed and packed with care.
• Dreamy blue glaze that gives “calm coastal morning” despite containing the energy of 47 open browser tabs.
• One-of-a-kind glaze drips and movement, meaning no two mugs are exactly alike.
• Generous size for coffee, tea, or whatever beverage accompanies your daily emotional support spiral.
• Designed for overthinkers, burnt-out corporate girlies, recovering perfectionists and anyone whose brain refuses to close unnecessary tabs.