I do not want a career I want to lie in the sun mug

You’re in your 1:1 with your boss and being asked about your development goals.

Unfortunately, your development goal is becoming horizontal.

Preferably somewhere warm. Ideally with a little drink. Definitely not “building capability” or “taking on more stretch opportunities.” You’ve contributed enough to the economy for one lifetime and would now like to photosynthesise quietly.

For anyone whose professional ambition has recently been replaced by the desire to become a lizard on a warm rock.

Features:

• Handmade ceramic mug for coffee, tea and fantasising about opting out of capitalism
• Stamped with “i do not want a career i want to lie in the sun”
• Perfect desk companion for your next 1:1
• Suitable for drinking coffee while nodding thoughtfully at the phrase “career progression”
• A thoughtful gift for the colleague who has stopped pretending they’re passionate about professional development
• Each mug is individually handmade, so no two are exactly alike
• Will not improve your career trajectory. May improve your morning.
• Made in my tiny Canberra balcony studio with clay, caffeine and increasingly modest professional aspirations