Due to not wanting to, I will not be mug

It’s Sunday afternoon. You’ve just sat down on the couch when you remember there’s washing in the machine.

It’s been there since 11am.

You briefly consider getting up to hang it out, but you’ve only just achieved a comfortable position and the cat has fallen asleep on your legs.

You tell yourself you’ll do it in ten minutes.

Three hours later, you remember the washing again.

You decide it’s probably too late to hang it out now anyway.

You’ll wash it again tomorrow.

This is a problem for a different version of yourself.

Features:

• Hand-stamped with “due to not wanting to, i will not be.”
• Perfect for anyone whose laundry has completed more wash cycles than they have this week.
• Ideal for drinking coffee while deliberately ignoring a perfectly manageable household task.
• A thoughtful gift for someone who considers moving clothes from the bed to the chair a form of tidying.