*dissociating* mug

You’re at dinner with your in-laws.

Someone has brought up politics.

Your father-in-law has just said something that begins with “I’m not racist, but…”

Your mother-in-law is asking when you’re having children.

Your partner has conveniently disappeared to help with the dishes.

You’ve been staring at a decorative bowl of potpourri for eleven minutes.

You are no longer accepting sensory input.

This mug is for someone who has perfected the art of being physically present at family gatherings while mentally exploring the possibility of a completely different life.

Features

• Hand-stamped with: “*dissociating*”
• Made from stoneware with the natural clay left exposed beneath the glaze.
• Each mug is individually handmade, so no two are exactly alike.
• For anyone who has survived an extended family dinner by developing a sudden and profound interest in the wallpaper.
• Perfect for silently sipping tea while someone explains why your generation doesn’t want to work anymore.
• A thoughtful gift for the person who has been saying “that’s interesting” for three consecutive hours without retaining a single piece of information.