But would your thesis defend you mug

You’ve spent four years researching a subject that approximately seven people in the world care about.

Your supervisor has returned your latest draft with 86 comments, including “what are you actually trying to say here?”

An excellent question.

You’ve developed a caffeine dependency, an irrational hatred of referencing software and the ability to explain your research to absolutely nobody at a dinner party.

At some point, someone will ask you to defend this thesis.

You’d quite like to know what it’s ever done for you.

Features:

• Hand-stamped with “but would your thesis defend you?”
• Perfect for anyone who has dedicated several years of their life to becoming an expert in something they now actively resent.
• Ideal for drinking coffee while making your 47th revision to a paragraph nobody will ever read.
• A thoughtful gift for the academic whose thesis has become both their greatest achievement and their primary antagonist.