Why is everyone on LinkedIn thrilled all the time cup

You open LinkedIn for one (1) second. Mistake.

Someone is thrilled. Someone is humbled. Someone is honoured to announce. 

You keep scrolling.

A promotion. A panel. A “grateful for this incredible opportunity.”

You look at your own life. You had toast. You sent an email. You are… alive.

You scroll again.

Now people are “excited to share a journey.” What journey??Where are we going??

You close the app. Am I meant to be thrilled?

Features:

• Hand-thrown in my tiny Canberra studio (research conducted via accidental LinkedIn exposure)
• Made with Australian clay
• Soft blue glaze with flowing, drippy variation (like your sanity mid-scroll)
• Speckled clay base for a grounded, earthy feel
• Hand-stamped text: why is everyone on linkedin thrilled all the time
• Each piece is one of a kind — chaotic but beautiful
• Comfortable handle for gripping while you spiral gently
• Perfect for coffee, tea, or opening LinkedIn against your will