Personality hire mug

It’s lunchtime.

You don’t have work open. You don’t have food. You weren’t invited. You’re here. You sit down like this is your allocated role. 

You ask, “okay but what’s everyone’s star sign and how is that impacting deliverables?” There’s a pause. Then—somehow—people start answering.  

You have, once again, derailed productivity entirely. Morale has never been higher. 

features:

• wheel thrown in small batches (no formal responsibilities, just presence)
• Soft lilac and pink hues with dreamy running speckles (calm exterior, chaotic function)
• glossy upper with a raw clay base for contrast + grip
• fully glazed handle for a smooth, confident hold
• generous capacity for coffee, tea, or contributing absolutely nothing operational
• hand stamped text: “personality hire”