Fuck off I’m reading mug

You’ve cancelled your plans. Your phone is on Do Not Disturb. You’ve got a blanket, a hot drink, and approximately 400 pages of fictional problems that are significantly more interesting than your own.

You’re finally getting to the good part when someone has the audacity to ask you a question.

A question. While you’re reading.

And now you’ve lost your place, the atmosphere is ruined, and you’re expected to participate in a conversation with an actual human being.

For anyone who would rather spend six uninterrupted hours with fictional characters than six minutes making small talk with real people.

Features

• Handmade from durable stoneware
• Wheel thrown and individually hand stamped in my Canberra studio
• Dishwasher and microwave safe (your patience for interruptions is not)
• Perfect for coffee, tea, and telling yourself you’ll stop reading after just one more chapter
• Comfortable handle for keeping one hand occupied while the other refuses to put the book down
• Each mug is one of a kind, unlike the completely unreasonable expectation that you should be available for conversation just because you’re sitting in the same room