{"product_id":"maybe-today-satan-cup","title":"Maybe today Satan mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou wake up already tired. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot “I need a coffee” tired. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeeper than that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou check your phone. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBad idea. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmails. Messages. A calendar that looks… aggressive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou take a sip.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou think about resisting. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou consider pushing through. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou briefly entertain the idea of having a good attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then: \u003c\/span\u003e“…you know what, satan? maybe today.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-thrown in my tiny Canberra studio\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade with Australian clay\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003edeep crimson and cream glaze with soft moss blooms (beautiful but slightly ominous)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand-stamped text: maybe today satan\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach piece is one of a kind — subtle quirks and variation included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComfortable to hold while you emotionally clock in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for coffee, tea, or accepting your fate with grace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Made by Flynne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43783920615521,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/8340\/8737\/files\/IMG-0272.jpg?v=1780094631","url":"https:\/\/madebyflynne.com\/products\/maybe-today-satan-cup","provider":"Made by Flynne","version":"1.0","type":"link"}